you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Randomize
