I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
tell your sister to shave her snatch
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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