but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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