But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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