people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
