You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
