We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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