I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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