Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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