All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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