My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
