I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
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