You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I think people are normalizing furries
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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