is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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