Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
This baby is an asshole
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
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