I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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