So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
