What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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