normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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