hell yes lets make some ravioli
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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