belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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