we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
my liver is dry heaving
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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