Having a random hookup so left but love u
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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