ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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