Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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