none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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