He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He shit in the fireplace
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Randomize
