Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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