i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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