i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I think people are normalizing furries
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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