he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
