But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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