So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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