Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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