it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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