That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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