Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize
