All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
my nose is crying tears of wow.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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