he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
tell me about the fingering
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