Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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