It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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