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(561): View more from Florida

i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move

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(816): View more from Missouri

I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.

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(219): View more from Indiana

Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.

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(510): View more from California

The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles

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