Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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