The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
of course. lets lasso hookers.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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