Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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