I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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