They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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