Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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