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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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