And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
We left an ass print on the piano.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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