Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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