I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
She even gives head with a lisp.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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