Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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