whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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