just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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