What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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