at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
