Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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